Politicians and pigs

Pigs are the only living beings who cannot look up and see sun/moon all there life....

Politicians cannot see down at the poor in all there life.....

The similarities never end there

Pig enjoys dip itself in mud and put some on other

Check the press reports to find politicians are no different

Pig lives on shit and wanders with no purpose

Little difference here politicians eat a little more than shit but have a purpose---- "I want to be PM"

Pig has the most taste buds in all mammal family

Any doubt ask the foreign tour bills of politicians

Pigs do not sweat

I have an ac room, ac car and recently I bought a ac underwear.....is what one politician had to answer this

Pigs will eat anything bulbs, roots, fungi, eggs, birds, rodents, fruit, snails, carrion and snakes,

Politicians eat rupees, dollars some time grass too (Ask Lalu)

Pigs are very intelligent animals. They are classed by scientists to be as intelligent as a dog.

Politicians too else how can they fool most of them every five years

A pig's squeal can make your ears throb because they can squeal louder than the sound of a supersonic Concorde – up to 115 decibels

People of India never need an example to know the similarity. Just attend one of those political meetings.

The average pig eats five pounds of food daily, which is a ton of food annually.

Politician never less........

If you ever see a pig that is white and has ears that droop over its face, you aren’t hallucinating.

If you see a politician who is good than you are hallucinating for sure....

Never put your pig out in a field where there is no shade unless you coat it with sunscreen.It will get severe sunburn.

Never leave a politician out near the voters without body guards around. You will get new one next time with body guards of course.

Pigs would rather stay clean if given the opportunity.They frequently wallow in mud because they have not sweat glands, and the mud helps to keep them cool and to avoid insects.

Politicians will stay clean if you promise he will stay in his seat next 40 years and promise 30% in all transactions.

But one thing Politician can promise the pork eaters is they will taste better..

Though I never eat pork I am sure pork will taste better .......



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I hallucinate sometimes and see some good politicians on my way, but in course of time they change there color after seeing there friends